Chris and Stephen review the 2000 movie, Dungeons & Dragons with Jeremy Irons. We mock, praise and gripe about everything in the movie, like a pair of old men.

Show Notes

Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

Damodar Tentacle Things

Empress' Chainmail Cowl

Damodar & Jeremy Irons Wardrobe

Pink? Or Blue? Henchman

Strawpoll for next Movie Review

DnD Character Cheat Sheet:

Our Nickname -> Movie Character (Played by ___): Role

Ridley/Ripley: Ridley (Played by Justin Whalin) - Main Character rogue dude
Snails: Snails (Played by Marlin Waylan) - Comic Relief, worse rogue ever... ever!
Mage Apprentice: Marina (Played by Zoe McLellan) - the mage sidekick who sucks at magic
Jeremy Irons: Profion (Played by Jeremy Irons) - The main BBEG, wants to rule all
Blue Lips: Damodar (Played by Bruce Payne) - Profion's henchman, total badass
Empress: Empress Savina (Played by Thora Birch) - Empress and wants equality
Dwarf: Elwood (Played by Lee Arenberg) - a dwarf that does nothing... what a surprise
Elf: Norda (Played by Kristen Wilson) - Mysterious elf tracker person
Thief Lord: Xilus (Played by Richard O'Brien) - a generic thief lord... disappointing