The Young Bohemians accompany Max von Hassmann on his last voyage to the mysterious town of Coronado.  Dr. DiVártolo saves Mendoza from an invasion of Io Harlequins.  But a question remains: Why did the chef at Caldo Mayor never speak about the food?

Originally appeared in Italian Americana, 19.2 (2001): 158-167.
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