Look, even though we have to take a break every five minutes to justify our love of this bad game, it doesn't mean it's a bad game! It only spent ten years in development hell, had multiple cancelled DLCs, had a rushed and convoluted latter third, had a flashy but ultimately pointless combat system, but... The food is pretty! And you can drift on a giant chicken! It's truly impossible to say whether it's good or bad, really.

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