Merry Cowsmas! This episode of Big Cow is particularly notable for three reasons! One is that we're celebrating Cowsmas, the next is that we have a guest with some actually real knowledge of cows, and the third is that it's got poetry in it. Also, at one point I come dangerously close to a revelation about the ethics of eating meat.

Talking points include: Big Milky Dogs, House Cows, the mixed nature of cows in food, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat, potential sponsorships, and the dystopian idea of having to earn a name.