The rolls get tragic. As a result of a new segment on the show called the "Wildcard", Eduardo has to tell the story of one of the internet's most polarizing figures to his guests on the podcast, Kaleb and Graham. Fake girlfriends, Sonic deviant-art fan faction, lopsided penises, Scientology, and many more things featured in this episode. Grab a pillow, you may want to brace yourself. 

Intro Music: "Wasted Wonderland" by myuu 

Outro Music: "Spooky Scary Skeletons" by myuu 

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