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If you, like Caroline, are unfortunate enough to understand the reference in the title, 'Hey Nerd!' offers their sincerest condolences. If you're a normal person, this week we're tackling Riverdale, a show so bad, it's… absolutely awful. Caroline hates the sight of KJ Apa's abs, Eli’s pretending to know what Caroline’s talking about, and both are total nerds.

Want to tell us your Serpent name, request a Serpent name, or make an episode topic request completely unrelated to fictional gangs? Email us at [email protected].

Finally, many thanks to sawsquarenoise for the use of their song, “Towel Defence Ending” through the Free Music Archive!