This episode kicks off with a very special Absolute Yourst (these are YOUR Absolute Worst experiences) that involves Al Pacino, gluten, and an audition gone horribly wrong.

Since Dana and Alison are licensed therapists (nope) they decide it’s their duty to unpack this particular Absolute Yourst, walk it over to the Absolute Worst Therapy segment and do their best to solve this very complicated and unfortunate problem.

As usual, their therapy attempts devolve into stories of Dana’s sluttiness, Alison’s drunkenness, and everyone’s food issues — like all good therapy sessions should.

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