Pee chat.

Six sheets to the wind.

Cans

Quality burd for 24.

Such a deviant.

Unimpressive aroma.

Lovely soap.

Commited to a chug.

Jizz everywhere!

I saw lots of pants and stocking tops.

Deep fried gherkins.

I’m thinking, agh, they’re a bit big.

It’s like hot pickled onion monster munch.

On a scale of frog to kangaroo.

It’s like when you go out for fresh air but don’t make it.

A bottle of wine a day for 30 days.

1 bottle of Oasis + 2 paracetamol = magic cure.

Beer lightweight.

Origin story.

Psycho Joanna, not nice Joanna.

I’m so drunk.

Super loud personal calls.

Crazy coke addict.

She’s never spoke to me.

Mercy’s really cool.