Exotic names, such as Beautiful Tyre and Purple Haired Jackson.

Sneeze name.

Mixed heritage.

Teenage idiots.

Your mum is proper good looking.

Want to learn a language, move!

Arnie the farmer.

Well my Granny’s Scottish, but that’s not it!

Uni changed my life.

Accents.

Born in Talisker.

Another podcast.

Mike Myers chat – Funny guy, some shit movies.

Mum, do I make you feel horny?

DILDO!

Adult jokes told by kids.

You bloody oaf!

Fair enough son.

Kids love swearing.

Practicing my swear words.

Audio cassette.

It’s a magic place behind the sofa.

Mind your fucking language pal.

Different swears.

I’m full of beer.

Somebody’s barbecued something, somewhere.

Sook your face in soor.

I set the bar so low.

Top guest!

Crazy random nonsense.

Jinx!

Nicola has ebola.

Nobody has a sense of humour on a plane.

I was just dying to shoot someone.

Especially an 8 year old.

Nicola’s choice – Firestone Walker Opal Farmhouse Ale (7.5%) @FirestoneWalker
Nicola = 6 | Stuart = 6 | John = 7

Stuart’s choice – FourPure Pale Ale (5%) @FourPureBrewing
Nicola = 8.5 | Stuart = 8 | John = 7.5

John’s choice – Brewdog Dead Pony Pale Ale (3.5%) @BrewDog
Nicola = 8 | Stuart = 7 | John = 7.5

The clear winner of this round was Stuart’s choice of the FourPure Pale Ale with a combined score of 24 out of 30.