Ahoy! Harry & Archer anchor at Sound Money Cove—gold doubloons buy ships 10 years later, still full value! Captain Printer churns paper scrip: "Infinite supply!" Pirates swap gold for paper... next week? Half a cannon. Value vanished! Lesson: Sound money (gold) = scarce, can't fake, holds true. Fiat paper? Governments print oceans, stealing savings via inflation. Your doubloon = ship today, tomorrow, forever. Choose hard money! Archer jab: "Stimulus"? Stealth treasure tax! Quest: Grab real coin + paper bill, weigh 'em—gold-ish heavy wins, paper flops. Propose parent deal: chore gold = real treat. Sound money dominates! #LibertyPirates #SoundMoney #AustrianEconomics