Episode #4 – Fireworks, Felonies & Front Porch Fails

Welcome back, y’all — and happy chaos hangover. This week, we’re cleaning up the fireworks debris and diving headfirst into small-town madness that’ll make you laugh, cringe, and question your life choices.

📰 The Local Lowdown — A Farmington teacher makes national headlines for all the wrong reasons.

🔥 Porch-Activated Radar — This week’s forecast: 97% humidity and 3% chance of dignity.

🚒 Down Goes Barton — One fire suit, one metal sheet, zero common sense.

🎆 Country Fried Comedy — The family reunion turns into a fireworks free-for-all.

💸 Hush Fund Hooligans — When a small-town mayor “borrows” a skid steer from the afterlife.

📬 Rusty Mailbox & Cart Crimes — Listener Dusty asks: is repossessing tools from your jailed neighbor considered theft… or just recycling?

💋 Pickup Line of the Week — Straight from the ER, covered in bandages and still shootin’ his shot.

Plus: backyard BBQ disasters, bandaged fingers, and more Midwest misadventures.

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