This week the Chop Shop crew regales you with the ballad of disgruntled stockbrokers! Listen as we find out that CNBC talking head Rick Santelli is actually a disaster movie villain, coronavirus CAN be spread over the Internet, the exact quantity of animals and/or small children you need to sacrifice so the free market fairy will finally love your economy, why the UC graduate TA strike is totally badass, the velocity of a crashing oil market, and more.

In solidarity with the UCSC strikers we ask you give whatever you can to the student-organized strike fund: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-fund-for-striking-workers-at-ucsc