Eleven years ago, Apple debuted its slogan: there's an app for that. Gardening apps are on the rise, and there are a variety of types: from foraging apps, to identifying plants, vegetables and herbs apps, to plant-related games. Given how plants have become a salient part of contemporary, Western culture... could it be that our mobile phone is now the most useful tool of all in the garden? We tackle the complexities of what happens when apps take over our lawns, windowsills and plates.