We don't think you're ready for this jelly. After a much-deserved songular introduction to our titular leading man, Brock and Brian debate over which of them is the worse influence on the other, and then hop right into the post-apocalyptic nightmare of Nic Cage's film The Humanity Bureau (2017, technically...don't worry about it). Romanian subtitles, bread-soaked eye sockets, whispers of cannibalism (but just whispers), patriotic recitals, homoerotic undertones, and tons and tons of references to piss-drinking. This film had it all! So hop into the front seat of your green-screened El Camino and Fugiti!