"You made out with his mother and then beat him to a pulp. You're going to have to do a little bit better than sorry".

Brian and Ethan get back to the basics, returning to their classic no guests format that first attracted loyal listeners to the show. The boys watched the season 1 finale of CW's The Vampire Diaries, titled "Founder's Day." Grab your stake, rub raw garlic all over your face and tune in! Highlights include Brian detailing his harrowing late night bathroom experiences, the boys' general confusion about who is and isn't a vampire, and some surprisingly genuine enthusiasm about the season's big twist ending.