It's the beginning of two new segments, over here at HDYD. First, we have the Fact of the Week, then, SHOUTOUTS!

After that, we introduce you to our guest, Peggy Margarine, a Patient Care Assistant at a state run mental institution. Peggy tells us all about what it's like to work with people facing mental and behavioral crises. She tells us stories, some fun and some not so fun, and we learn all about how she's basically the best person to have ever lived. I'm not even playing when I say that Mother Theresa ain't got shit on Peg.

We've also got some fun commercials, a few xylophone solos, and Bread's stammering charm!

It's time to learn, y'all!

Peggy's name has been changed to protect her employment.