This one is about babies. Don't listen to this episode. This episode is safe for work, but it isn't safe for you as a person...just sayin'.

Episode 4 - Top 5 Ways to Make Sure Your Baby is Better Than All Babies

WARNING: Everything is garbage and nothing matters. No one should listen to this podcast for any reason ever. We are garbage people that talk about garbage things that would land you a "meeting" with HR at your stupid job. 

If you listen to any of this, it's your fault and you should feel bad. You f**king weirdo. 

Also, if you're going to leave us a review, make it a scathing review with a 5 star rating. The more cruel the better. Like...really go to town. It's okay, we deserve it.

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WARNING: Everything is garbage and nothing matters. No one should listen to this podcast for any reason ever. We are garbage people that talk about garbage things that would land you a "meeting" with HR at your stupid job. If you listen to any of this, it's your fault and you should feel bad. You f**king weirdo. Also, if you're going to leave us a review, make it a scathing review with a 5 star rating. The more cruel the better. Like...really go to town. It's okay, we deserve it.

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