We get inside the mind of Nick Russo, who purposely stalls his own career to show that he won’t take the same success-hungry path his kids' deadbeat mother took. After Blossom, Joey and Anthony convince him they will be fine left alone for a week - surprise! They are not, as Joey loses the car, Anthony’s kleptomaniac girlfriend gets back on drugs and Little Richard screams at Blossom to shut up.

Side Note - We determine that Nick Russo was TV's coolest dad, capisce?