On today's episode: throwing cake and why "trash" is a trigger word in NJ, Fern and Ficus review recent Kardashian fashions, Zak Bagans and talking to River Phoenix's ghost, finding a cabin full of baby dolls in the woods, why Redman has become a Master of Scare-o-monies, and the genius of Kitchen Nightmares #shutitdown. Turtle time drink of the episode: BLACK DEATH.