You’re having a heart attack,” the doctor says.

Then he mentions groin access.

And just like that, my remaining dignity packs its bags.

This episode covers the next wave: the groin panic, the stack of consent forms, the casual phone call to my manager (yes, during a heart attack), and the real tragedy—having to cancel our Airbnb.

Because when life falls apart, your brain still clings to spreadsheets, travel plans, and corporate calendars.

Sometimes, denial isn’t loud. It’s just absurd.