This week, the team brings you some bad ideas of monumental proportions, a culinary tale like none you've dug up before, and definitive proof that real criminals have curves.

First, an article about how human diets are affecting Toronto's raccoon population inspires the story of a wide-eyed, small-town raccoon chef struggling to make his dreams of culinary superstardom in the big city come true. Then, the story of a truly bizarre heist leads to a twisted tale of crime, fashion, and modern art. Finally, one sculpture's massively strange designs for his massive sculpture give way to a very familiar story with a very cold-blooded twist ending!

All of that, plus, body positivity among small furry mammals, a fajas ATM, (not) another Indiana Jones ripoff, and a tentacle-filled "A-Ha!" moment. 

Today’s Bad Ideas™:

Idea #1

Idea #2

Idea #3

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