In this episode, we call up the adult chat lines, where many creepy fellows try to get into situations with Snappybakes. We look for firewood, hotel rooms, and furniture from southern folk. Miriam tries to become a lead singer of a Salt Lake City band. We encounter strange phonemachines along the way that confuse and scare us.

Snappybakes loses something personal in a hotel room and tries to get the front desk to open up the lost and found. Dwight attempts to find out who is talking to his daughter.