Every day it's the same: You reign supreme as the literary world’s conspiracy king! Your latest tome, O.J. Simpson: An Appreciation, has been ranked 12,3500th on Amazon and you’re ECSTATIC. In the book you put forth the controversial theory that Kato was the killer and you’ve caught the eye of one Sam Tripoli: he wants to book you as a guest on his podcast, Tinfoil Hat. You pack a suitcase for the weekend and drive out to the address Sam gave you…the address leads you to a boarded-up storefront called Casual Invilid Attire; oops, turns out Sam’s a C.I.A. spook and you just fell into his trap. You are kidnapped and taken to an undisclosed underground location. You are tied to a chair with your ears pried open. You see a familiar face situated at the massive ghetto blaster: Sam smirks as he presses play. After 33 straight hours of W3 Thr33 Tr0lls podcasts piped down your throat, you’re a new man! You are now ready to fight the great secret war on culture…all thanks to Sam Tripoli and W3 Thr33 Tr0lls, culture’s worst enemies!