I know I normally babble here about my week or my fingernail polish or what I’m making for dinner (it was great, i bit it all off… maybe quiche?), but this is episode four-freaking-hundred of my favorite thing on earth!  Hanging out with you guys, chatting with Stephen, and forgetting what we talked about 4 seconds after the show ends so that when someone asks us what the show was about this week, Stephen and I blankly stare at each other until everyone is uncomfortable and then we move on.

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Factoid of the Week:

New experiences really do seem to be longer in the memory than familiar ones. It’s called the “oddball effect“, and it seems to be why time feels like it’s going faster as you get older – because more stuff is familiar to you.

$130 ramen fork cancels out loud slurping sounds

Canadian Man Fined for Singing ’90s Dance Tune in Car

Police Discover Speeding Driver Nearly Naked And Covered In Vaseline

For Sale: Ranch home, attacked regularly by aliens. Bring your own sword.

Words of Wisdom:

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years. -Ausonius