Kate is missing most of a fingernail due to a food-related accident. / Grandma doesn't have time for your cup of tea. She does, however, have time to play Jesus Christ GO! / Big Red stands during concerts, whether or not you want him to. / Will Kate use a dildo with Marilyn Manson's face on it? / Because we can no longer have fun or nice things in this day and age, Apu is being written off The Simpsons. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com