In another tale of the macabre (beers), our palates are attacked and our bodies shake with that unmistakable burn: it can only be Crypt Fever! We once again try to outdo one another by picking beers we think are going to be revolting for a blind test of our tolerance for bad - and most of these drinks fit the horrible bill. We also envision the Skoilet, smell some sockfruit, invent Flushtones™, and discuss why hard seltzers are the future of the Torture Test.

Beers Administered

The Bruery Terreux - Frucht: Cucumber (Sour Berliner Weiss w/ cucumbers)Hoppin' Frog Brewery - Verrückter Brauer (Strong Lager)

Abita Brewing Company - Strawberry Lager

Shipyard Brewing Company - Pumpkin Head Hard Seltzer

5 Rabbit Cervecería - ChocFruit Piña (Stout w/ pineapple, from 2016)

Forbidden Root - Money on My Rind (Wheat beer w/ juniper and grapefruit, from 2016?)