Jack put together all of Donald Trump's favorite adjectives and non-sequiturs from his government shutdown press conference. / Planning on robbing a gas station? Make sure you take off your GPS ankle-bracelet first. / Out on the road today, I saw a washed-up overrated band's sticker on a Cadillac. / People are up-in-arms over video from 2010 of the youngest woman elected into the House of Representatives dancing non-provocatively. / The Great Celebrity Genocide of Aught-Nineteen has begun! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com