It’s cold.  I’m cold.  I have fifteen layers of clothing on, and I’m made of ice.  I’m not entirely sure how I am typing because I cannot feel my fingers.  Or my toes.  Make it stop.  Make the cold not cold anymore.  Granted, it is meant to be a billion degrees on Christmas.  So, this is backwards.  It should snow 45 feet on Christmas on then be warm the rest of the year.

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Factoid of the Week:

Boanthropy is a psychological disorder in which the sufferer believes he or she is a cow or ox. The most famous sufferer of this condition was King Nebuchadnezzar, who in the Book of Daniel “was driven from men and did eat grass as oxen”.

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I don’t believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. -Ann Landers