Jack cut out the most important bits – and breaths – of President Trump’s recent address to the nation. / There exists a song about dipping chicken tenders into soda. There also exists a woman who does this regularly. / This week, we are either doing the “Bird Box Challenge” while driving, or we are licking doorbells. Elsewhere, a foot fetishist debunks purported nudes of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. / Documentaries, Mike Patton singing the National Anthem, and disdain for Imagine Dragons round out this week’s entertainment news! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com