We hope your first few days of the new year have been AMAZING!  I have to admit to some trepidation as the last several years (ok, since 2012) have been a bit… rough.  HOWEVER, this year is beautiful so far!  Snow days, friends, family, and my optometrist not getting my axis right on my contacts!  Hello beautiful, burry world!

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Factoid of the Week:

Soft contact lenses were first introduced to the U.S. in 1971 (hard lenses first entered the market around 1938).

Court orders dentist to pay his own mother for raising him

Trendy ‘Raw Water’ Can Reportedly Give You Hepatitis, Other Diseases

Thai penis whitening fad drives social media nuts

Woman with Crohn’s Disease actually had Heinz Ketchup packet stuck in her intestines for six years  

Words of Wisdom:

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. -Ralph Waldo Emerson