Is this episode late? Yes. But listen, it’s not my fault, I had a bit of a boy in the walls situation. A very strange haunting, with lots of Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew.

ANYWAYS in this episode, John invents a new Hot Pocket, Jarrett figures out where his friends are, Kelsey posits mooning as the newest form of expression, and Mark solves a common city problem in the most terrifying way.

Also in this episode: 3D Etch-a-Sketch, a ~spoopy~ ghost problem, a translator to understand THE YOUTHS, a convenient way to tell Brenda you got beef with her taking your shorts, a panic-obliterating gum jabbar, and a halloween-only streaming service.