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Ever wondered if your relationship needs a mathematical audit? Dr. Zephyr Multigloom, a seven-eyed Mathematical Relationship Counsellor from Septaria Prime, arrives with equations, efficiency calculations, and the firm belief that human couples are statistically doomed. 

Episode Highlights: 

• The infamous 47-page love equation with footnotes and appendices that became a galactic meme
• Why every human relationship is missing approximately 5 partners for optimal efficiency
• The three-planet diplomatic incident caused by suggesting ambassadors needed more romantic partners
• Live calculations of listener relationship efficiency scores (spoiler: they're all mathematically tragic)
• Cultural clash between "Loud Looking" dating trends and seven-partner alien romance
• Why wedding rings are "geometrically hostile" and dating apps are algorithmic nightmares
• Dr. Multigloom's childhood trauma: growing up with seven parents giving contradictory dating advice

From Cosmic Advice Corner relationship mathematics to rapid-fire questions without calculations, this episode explores love through the lens of pure mathematical certainty - and discovers that even aliens can't quantify the beautiful chaos of romance.

Perfect for fans of science fiction comedy, anyone who's survived dating app disasters, or listeners who enjoy their romantic advice with a side of existential mathematical crisis.

Keywords: science fiction podcast, alien guests, relationship advice, dating comedy, mathematical romance, sci-fi comedy, galactic dating, relationship counselling, comedy podcast, space opera podcast, alien comedy, futuristic relationships

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