Introduction

00:00:36 – 00:01:09

Matt complains about the cold weather and his desire to play golf.

Messi's Coldest Game & Celsius vs. Fahrenheit Debate

00:01:31 – 02:21

Discussion about Lionel Messi playing in his coldest game ever.

Chris and Matt humorously debate the Celsius-to-Fahrenheit conversion.

Suggest that "Absolute Zero" sounds like a new energy drink.

LeVar Ball's Medical Emergency & LiAngelo Ball's Music Career

03:17 – 07:42

LeVar Ball had his foot amputated due to medical complications.

Discussion on how well he is handling the situation.

LiAngelo Ball's rap song, "Tweaker," gets analyzed.

They wonder if he has any other songs or if he is performing the same track repeatedly.

Angel Reese's McDonald's Deal & Kevin Love's Brutal Social Media Post

07:42 – 10:02

Angel Reese lands a major McDonald's endorsement deal.

Kevin Love mocks Reese's ambitious goals in a viral tweet.

LeBron James' All-Star Game Drama & NBA Conspiracies

11:05 – 15:48

LeBron skipped the All-Star Game citing an ankle injury but still posed for the team photo in street clothes.

Discussion on the "International Hoops League" rumor, where LeBron is supposedly starting a new basketball league.

Chris explains the NBA's new All-Star format, featuring Kevin Hart as an in-game emcee.

Many players were reportedly angry at Kevin Hart for trashing them mid-game, especially Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, who launched a new sneaker during the event.

Fixing the NBA Dunk Contest & Mac McClung's Dominance

19:06 – 22:40

Mac McClung wins his third straight dunk contest.

Kevin Love's viral comment: "McClung has now won three straight dunk contests during Black History Month."

Chris and Matt suggest the only way to revive the dunk contest is to offer a $1 million prize for beating McClung.

Chilean Burglars Steal from NBA & NFL Players

23:39 – 24:57

A Chilean crime ring targeted Joe Burrow, Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce, and Bobby Portis, breaking into their homes during games.

The burglars got caught by posting pictures of the stolen items on social media.

Matt jokes about how incredibly dumb it was to post their crimes online.

ChiefsAholic Documentary Discussion

25:43 – 27:47

Chris and Matt discuss the ChiefsAholic documentary.

Matt criticizes how it initially painted him as a folk hero, despite him robbing banks.

The Chiefs fanbase's weird loyalty to ChiefsAholic, even after his crimes, is baffling.

Pop Culture & TV Discussion

27:47 – 30:06

Chris and Matt review Netflix's American Primeval series.

Discussion about Betty Gilpin's rising Hollywood career.

Chris recommends other recent TV shows and movies.

Video Games Talk: PGA TOUR 2K25 & Call of Duty Zombies

31:08 – 36:55

Matt pre-ordered PGA TOUR 2K25 for $105, just to play it early.

Chris reminisces about the Tiger Woods golf games from the early 2000s.

Chris has been playing Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 Zombies mode, struggling to finish a match via helicopter extraction (exfill).

Chris' Madden & Matt's College Football Career Mode

37:15 – 38:50

Chris played Madden for a quick football fix.

Matt created a middle linebacker in College Football 25, playing for Indiana.

He jokes that he has only made one tackle but is 2-0.

Cold Weather & Final Thoughts

39:00 – End

Chris and Matt discuss how North Carolina handles snow poorly.

Chris jokes that local schools close even when barely any snow is on the ground.