Introduction

00:00:34 – 01:19

Chris and Matt open the episode discussing North Carolinas weather.

A mild storm led to school cancellations, frustrating Chris.

Sneaker Talk & March Releases

02:11 – 05:14

Matt shares his excitement over Nike Hyper Smash shoes.

Chris criticizes March sneaker releases, calling them the worst hes seen.

They discuss the Nigel Sylvester Jordan 4s and Donkey Kong Air Max 1s.

Overrated Sneakers & Jordan Union Controversy

05:53 – 07:50

Chris calls the Union Air Jordan 1s overrated and prefers classic Chicago Jordans.

Matt dislikes the Jordan NU Retro Low 1 Golf UNC.

They joke about overhyped sneakers and StockX resellers.

Rawlings Baseball Gloves & Collectibles

07:50 – 10:12

Matt admits he still browses expensive baseball gloves despite not playing anymore.

They find a $6,100 Rawlings leather glove sofa chair, mocking its absurd price.

Chris compares his love for skateboard decks to Matts love for gloves.

NBA Sneaker Culture & Jordan 1 Lows vs. Dunks

10:15 – 13:30

Matt prefers Jordan 1 Lows, while Chris favors Dunks for comfort.

Chris owns the Zion Voodoo Jordan 1 Lows, which get compliments but lack comfort.

Discussion on comfortable sneaker trends like New Balance 1906s and Asics.

Philadelphia 76ers Struggles & NBA Draft

13:46 – 15:40

Chris believes the Sixers should tank to secure a top-six draft pick.

Cooper Flagg, Dylan Harper, and Ace Bailey are among top prospects.

Discussion on the 2026 NBA Draft featuring AJ Dybantsa and Cameron Boozer.

NBA Trade Talk & Quentin Grimes Rise

16:30 – 17:50

Quentin Grimes, recently acquired by the 76ers from the Mavericks, is excelling.

They discuss the Cleveland Cavaliers small guard lineup as a model for Philly.

Philadelphia Eagles Offseason Moves

17:50 – 22:50

Darius Slay & James Bradberry were cut.

Saquon Barkley signed a massive extension, making him the NFLs first $20M-per-year running back.

Zach Baun re-signed for 3 years, $50M, solidifying the Eagles defense.

Matt calls Baun "the heart of the defense."

Free Agency & Potential Replacements

22:50 – 25:00

Josh Sweat and Milton Williams are unlikely to return.

Joey Bosa as a potential low-cost signing is discussed.

Chris worries that Bosas production has declined significantly.

Deebo Samuel Trade & NFC Outlook

25:00 – 26:50

Chris and Matt dismiss the Washington Commanders trade for Deebo Samuel.

They argue that Samuel isnt a true superstar anymore.

College Basketball & Villanovas Downfall

26:50 – 28:20

Chris calls for Villanova coach Kyle Neptune to be fired after another disappointing season.

Ryan Odom from VCU is a rumored coaching replacement.

Reality TV & Pop Culture Talk

28:20 – 30:50

Matt is excited for The Traitors season finale.

Chriss household recently binge-watched HBO Maxs Contraband Seized at the Airport.

They discuss the new Logan & Jake Paul reality show.

Jake Pauls Boxing Career Debate

30:50 – 35:10

Matt rips Jake Pauls boxing record, claiming he only fights washed-up veterans.

Chris defends him, pointing out Pauls 11-1 record.

Tommy Fury remains Jake Pauls only loss.

Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up

35:10 – End

Chris jokes about Matts “hatred” of Danny DeVito.