March Madness Picks and Betting Talk

00:00 – 01:28

Chris and Matt open with March Madness excitement, joking about Matt's “perfect” bracket.

01:28 – 06:00

Matt describes one of his largest bets: Bryant +17.5 vs. Michigan State.

He praises Bryant's height advantage and suggests they could win outright.

The line drops to +17, possibly due to Matt's influence.

06:00 – 09:00

Banter about live audience, “funky butt loving” (Rookie of the Year), and classic sports movies.

09:00 – 12:00

Chris laments Kansas losing early, killing a parlay with Texas A&M, UCLA, and Michigan.

Matt jokes about Calipari “being March.”

12:00 – 13:45

Chris explains the Sixers' draft pick protections — they keep it only if it stays in the top 6.

Tournament Underdog Picks

14:00 – 16:30

Chris highlights lower-seeded picks:

Colorado State (-1.5) vs. Memphis 

Grand Canyon (+10) vs. Maryland

Liberty (+7) vs. Oregon

UNC (11-seed but favored) vs. Ole Miss

16:30 – 18:00

Tangent: Matt discovers Colorado State football has a sumo champion defensive lineman, Hidetora Hanada.

📺 Pop Culture & Streaming TV

20:00 – 27:00

Chris and Matt discuss Scream franchise cast returning from the dead.

Jenna Ortega and Wednesday Season 2 updates; Chris reads cast details (Lady Gaga, Steve Buscemi).

Debate about Severance — Chris praises it, Matt trashes it as boring and pointless.

27:00 – 30:00

Long Bright River with Amanda Seyfried gets reviews.

They discuss her odd love for taxidermy, including a collection of preserved animals.

Villanova Coaching Talk

30:00 – 33:30

Chris discusses Villanova's head coaching options after Kyle Neptune's firing.

His top picks: Ben McCollum (Drake), Ryan Odom (VCU), Richard Pitino (New Mexico).

Mike Nardi is the interim coach; debate ensues over his qualifications.

Sports Hypotheticals & NBA Crossovers

37:00 – End

Chris poses a Reddit-like question: “How many NBA players would you need to add to a 16-seed to win the NCAA tournament?”

Matt argues even Giannis alone isn't enough — basketball is still a team sport.

Chris believes some elite NBA players could carry a weak team.