Guys, I have cashew milk ice cream in the freezer.  I just got a tub today. I am going to go eat that instead of write an intro for the show., because, let’s be honest, cashew milk turtle ice cream pretty much trumps anything I could possibly say on here.

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Factoid of the Week:

Shampoo was invented in India, not the commercial liquid ones but the method by use of herbs. The word ‘shampoo’ itself has been derived from the Sanskrit word champu, which means to massage.

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Words of Wisdom:

Read everything you can get your hands on: Programme your mind to read all the time and everywhere – even in the bathroom; skim through the lines printed on the back of shampoo bottles… -Twinkle Khanna