This week, we get lost in thought about the difference between cucktoast and milquetoast, revisit the Beastie Boys x Santigold video, and dive into the bizarre history of the real Santo Gold. Plus, JJ has some thoughts on the Taken franchise.

Then, in Web Droppings, things heat up when a man sets his place on fire trying to hide his inflatable girlfriend, a couple spends a flight next to a dead body, and some Colorado men go full Looney Tunes trying to launch contraband into a prison—by cannon and—oh yeah—there's an asteroid headed for Earth! Get Lost.