It’s so glorious outside. I have all the windows open and I’m melting. It feels fantastic. Granted, I worked out and then took a massively hot bath… and now I really am melting. My computer is hot on my lap too. I need a pool. You don’t know you’re hot when you swim. Also, I’m pretty sure my hair is never going to dry… I just got a spam call that I get EVERY EFFING DAY and I want it to DIE. X(

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Factoid of the Week:

A world record for the longest conga dance line was set by 119,986 people in Miami in 1988.

‘Orange snow’ baffles eastern Europeans

Jury botches form, clerk mistakenly announces death sentence

Woman plays flute while undergoing brain surgery (there is a video)

Dunkin’ Donuts selling doughnut-themed sneakers

Words of Wisdom:

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf. -Rabindranath Tagore