Thanks to TV In Space (@TVinspace) the Pauls are pushed kicking screaming into the acid vats they have down at DC nowadays and emerge moments later with some unconvincing makeup and an inexplicable desire to sink their teeth into Batman. Unfortunately Bruce Wayne isn't taking visitors so they went online and rented a copy of Batman and Robin, tucked into a family bucket of Häagen-Dazs and bitched about billionaires all night. What came out? A couple of good things.

Featuring: ice cold puns, toxic innuendo, a bat thing, Richard's name is Dick and one triumphant mess.