Every day it's the same, you & your girlfriend stride hand-in-hand through a godless, crumbling world! Thank goodness you have your girlfriend, otherwise you’d be lost...she’s the lone shining light in a world of darkness. All day you dream about starting a family with your girlfriend, all day you fantasize about raising good, beautiful children with your good, beautiful girlfriend! You haven’t told her this but you’ve been saving up, you’ve socked thousands of dollars away...soon you’ll have enough that your girlfriend can finally quit her job & you can start planning that family you’ve been dreaming about...soon...but not quite yet; in fact, right now you are at Planned Parenthood, ostensibly to pick up free birth control but then again you & the girlfriend haven’t been using birth control, not for several months... No matter, you crank up the W3 Thr33 Tr0lls in the car & drown out that pesky little voice that’s saying, “How long does it take to grab rubbers, what’s taking so long...?” Your girlfriend is brought back to the car 3 hours later in a wheelchair, her face as pale as Elizabeth Warren’s. You drive home in silence, W3 Thr33 Tr0lls providing the soundtrack. You’ll always remember the day you became a man going his own way...