Hey sports fans....... whos ready for some

whiiiiiiiiiiite

assssssssss

raaaaacism

* crowd roars*

RUNDOWN:

MURAHD GOES TO THE GUNSHOW

CONOR MCGREGOR

BEN & JERRY'S IS MAKING US GAY

DEVIATED SEPTUMS

BLACK ENGLAND SOCCER PLAYERS FACE RACISM

LEWIS HAMILTON

ZAILIA AVANT-GARDE CONSPIRACY

KASEEM GIVES MURAHD A SPELLING BEE

THE BOYS ARE IN SELLING MODE

ICE CREAM FLAVORS DEBATE