Megan tells the tale of John Haigh, aka England's Acid Bath Killer; Emily explains that John never had a chance at a normal life, because his mother was an extremely talented, unrepentant pyromanic? Also, if you slight Emily by not inviting her to your Zoolander-themed party, she WILL keep a dossier on you and continue to nurse those bitter feelings until she is cold in her grave. BONUS: fun chipmunk content!