Away in a country where the sun always shines

Tom visits a man who is sad all the time

A Skype call to Worthing so Paul can join in

The Idiot Check Christmas pod now can begin

 

The boys have written jingles about Christmassy things,

And idiots can listen to the joy they will bring

Paul's is too long, Luke's is half arsed and Tom's filled with rage

And the Patreon won't even make minimum wage