Phoebe talks to Dad about qualifying for state competition with her cello ensemble and reminisces about last year’s trip to Austin.  Dad and Phoebe talk about some violent weather they’ve been having, including golf-ball-sized hail and fence-blowing-over winds.  In the News there’s a story about the couple that won the right to be the first people to be married at the Las Vegas Strip Taco Bell.  Also in the news, a story about a lawyer with his pants on fire and another about how all the world’s spiders could eat all the humans in a single year, if they decided to. Also, a strange story about the weird reason a young couple faked their own deaths.  In Family Archives, Dad reads a news story from 1973 about how croquet is sweeping the nation.  Mom joins the podcast, and Phoebe, Mom and Dad play a game to see how far back in history they can name people living in different centuries.  Finally, in Treat Yourself, the family samples of couple of root beers.