Did you know that wedding dresses run small? That’s right, dresses that bride’s wear on “the most special day of their lives” run small in order to make an already stressed out lady feel like she’s a massive fatass and should starve herself to fit into her normal size. So, that’s awesome.

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Factoid of the Week:

Seventeen tons of gold are made into wedding rings each year in the United States. BONUS! Because eyebrows are considered intensely alluring in Asia, historically the bride’s eyebrows were shaved entirely, rendering her powerless to attract a man

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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. –Lao Tzu