When in High School, I used to listen to Aerosmith a good deal… not entirely sure how I even found out about them, but it was essentially the only music I owned (Hah, remember when you used to buy music?). Since then, my tastes have evolved into a sort of hybrid of death metal, chainsaws, electrocution, and tinky-tink fairy puff. That all goes together smoothly, right? I only mention any of this because I found a Russian metal cover of Dream On… it was awesome.

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Factoid of the Week:

The pear was sacred to two goddesses in Greek mythology – Hera and Aphrodite. It was also sacred to the corresponding Roman goddesses, Juno and Venus, as well as to Pomona, the Roman goddess of fruitfulness.

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Words of Wisdom:

Whatever you do, do it gently and unhurriedly, because virtue is not a pear to be eaten in one bite.  –Seraphim of Sarov