Ho ho ho! It's one half of our Christmas special, brought to you by this week's sponsors: Turkey and Little Baby Jesus. In this week's episode:

- How would you improve Christmas?

- Which of the 12 Days of Christmas makes the hardest encounter?

- How would you turn the Nativity into a horror adventure?

- Also some bollocks that isn't Christmas-themed we guess

Much love. If you want to get us presents, the thing we always want is bourbon.

- G