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EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Jason

Voorhees. Michaelangelou. All Intense Porpoises. The Stork. The Duggars.

President Ketchup and Vice President Mustard. Lumpy the Downs Syndrome Cat. The

Internet of Things. George Jetson. Ham in Armor. A Kleenex Box Full of Honey

Ham. Bjork. Frasier Crane. The Passion of Cameron, The Mischief of Nash, The Naivety

of Jay, and the Bluntness of Russ, all in a Sexy Lady. A Lizard Riding a

Miniature Horse. A Hundred and One Dalmatians with the Face of Nancy Drew.

 

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EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1.

A series of questions based on the works of Nicolas Cage.

2.

Who would you rather have spank you every time you lie?

3.

Who would win in a Die Hard 2 style fight on the wing of a plane?

4.

Who is sexier to you?