Remember that time when popular rock duo The White Stripes first broke onto the scene, and Jack and Meg were running with the line that they were brother and sister, only for it to turn out they were actually a divorced couple? Really weird, some would say perverse, in hindsight, eh? Well around this time, they did a song called ‘Stop Breaking Down’, which as it turns out was a 20-odd year pre-emptive shout out to Sam and Dan’s recording equipment tonight. So stick with us as we fight through every single technical difficulty in the book to bring you Episode 43 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

Unfortunately we have to talk about football, so we dissect the continuation of Saints’ rotten run of form, and indeed rotten run of luck with officials, and question just where we go from Saturday’s defeat at home to Aberdeen, and can that somehow start with a win at Ibrox on Wednesday.

Once that unpleasantness is out of the way, we get cracking on the features, because we know that’s what really brings him the bacon in this operation! In the first of our new feature ‘All Around The World’, we catch up with someone who managed what that shitebag Fife bottlejob Geordie Munro couldn’t do, as we chat to our New York based friend Niki, for an insight into what it’s like following The Saints from afar.

We also have our first attempt at solving who exactly Wendy is, as the first bold attempt to win the AFC Bournemouth dog poo bag holder is undertaken. We also take a trip to Leeds for an arrers based Club Shop of Shame, and witness the fitness in this weeks visit to The Royal.

We carry on the international feel with this weeks Headline Act, as we have a lovely old catch up with Saints hero and Murcia cycling speed demon Paul Cherry to discuss his time at both Muirton and McDiarmid, a shared love of Alex Totten, having a rare old time post-playing, and much more.

The farcical Gazprom! Sam discusses fields! Dan on the warpath! Ah we’ve got it all, and it’ll be a rare old treat for yer collie dugs, so get yourself comfy and spend a bit of time with the boys. Get there!