Contents: OG Slow Jam Intro • Lorin Ferguson is formally introduced as a "co-sidekick" whose main role is to monitor and bully Keith • Reading and discussion of "The Week That Perished" • Lorin recalls the time a ferret ran up his leg during sex, Keith recounts the time a girl vomited on his dick during a blowjob, and Jim shares the eternally wonderful tale of The Girl Who Pooped When She Came.